What corporate sponsor would make for a great racing livery?

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01/07/2014 at 18:36 • Filed to: None

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The Gulf light blue and orange. The John Player Special black and gold. The Martini light blue, dark blue and red over white. So many of the best-looking and most memorable racing liveries came from corporate sponsorship. So, I ask you, what company do you think would make for a great looking livery?

My nomination is the second-best cheap beer in the northeast: Genessee Cream Ale. Just look at the can:

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All you'd have to do is turn it on its side. Just imagine it. That great shade of metallic green, the thin white stripe in the front, the thick white stripe on the back and that rad stylized barley plant on the door. The can already looks like a race car.

Let's see yours!


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Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 18:40

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Going with beer again

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It would be kinda John Player Special-ish, but it could totally be done.


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 18:42

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Mhhhhhmmm, beer.

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Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
01/07/2014 at 18:42

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I'd love to see one that was black on the bottom, with a cream colored roof.


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 18:43

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That would be amazing


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 18:44

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My late dads favorite beer. I kind of like Dr. Pepper's different shades of maroon though, but if you allowed music sponsorship, Jimi Hendrix's different shades of purple and orange would be awesome!


Kinja'd!!! feather-throttle-not-hair > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 18:47

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So long as we're doing beer.

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Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 18:49

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Hard mode: No alcohol or tobacco sponsorships allowed.

Let's see what would look good on a modern F1/LMP car that would actually be allowed.


Kinja'd!!! lonestranger > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 18:54

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Apple:

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EDIT: Inb4 there already is an Apple livery .


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 18:54

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Magic Hat would be a pretty badass sponsor.

Sidenote: Currently drinking Genesee Cream Ale.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > TheBaron2112
01/07/2014 at 18:57

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Nvidia. The whole body in the black/gray stripe pattern, the green stripe along the bottom, the Geforce logo on the rear flanks.


Kinja'd!!! rad_mike > lonestranger
01/07/2014 at 18:57

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Never realized Chaparral was sponsored by Apple. That's some back to the future style sponsorship.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:02

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As long as it involves the logo and two colors.


Kinja'd!!! BJ > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:03

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Canada Post? Classic colours that even Americans can appreciate!

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Kinja'd!!! D > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:06

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Wonder Bread


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:10

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Lindt

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Junior Mints

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York Peppermint Patties

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Kinja'd!!! BJ > TheBaron2112
01/07/2014 at 19:11

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Imagine a Saab LMP1 car in the classic Saab colours.


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:12

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Was it you who suggested this a while ago? I had this can and an alfa on my desktop for the longest time thinking of trying to photoshop it, but the gradients are a pain and I gave up.

Since Genny Cream is taken, I'm going with Moab Nut Brown

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Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > PowderHound
01/07/2014 at 19:13

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Possibly. I remember posting it a while back. And that label would be rad.


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:15

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:16

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The best of the cream ales.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:17

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For Ferrari


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:18

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I imagine a simplified version of this.

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I'll see if I can make one for Live for Speed, or Assetto Corsa.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/07/2014 at 19:18

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You did something there. And I saw it.


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:18

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Kinja'd!!! RMudkips > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:22

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Let's assume the Hong Kong Tourism board was cool enough to lend its city's taxi livery to a racecar.


Kinja'd!!! RMudkips > BJ
01/07/2014 at 19:23

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This is brilliant.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:25

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What I smoked when I did.


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > TheBaron2112
01/07/2014 at 19:26

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Google (Play - specifically) #appdevelopmentindustryworker


Kinja'd!!! RMudkips > Dubblewhopper
01/07/2014 at 19:27

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As long as we're talking about music, a Floyd livery would be pretty cool, especially if they do one for their 50th anniversary.

I'd like to see a Peter Saville livery (he's done most, if not all, of Factory Record's album art) someday as well.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:28

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Instantly found two I'd deem worthy candidates.

#1: Engelbert Strauss; manufacturer of working gear, protective clothing, tools etc.

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Their main scheme works with black/red and that ostrich pictogram (="Strauss"), which makes for an awesome firebird surrogate.

#2: BOSS Orange brand

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Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:38

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It's not as though I want more of them in my life but...

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Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 19:42

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You know, honestly, I don't really care what industry, don't really care what the livery, I just want corporations to throw millions of sponsorship dollars into sportscar racing so we have have another arms race like the 1980s.

I'm think fossil fuels versus renewables.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
01/07/2014 at 20:11

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I want Can Am to come back. Two seats, enclosed wheels, beyond that, anything goes.


Kinja'd!!! Where have all the lightweights gone? > Hoccy
01/07/2014 at 20:12

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I like the Newcastle idea, especially with their current tagline: "No Bollocks"


Kinja'd!!! Where have all the lightweights gone? > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
01/07/2014 at 20:15

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Using the Chrome logo would be a good choice, too.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 20:18

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What an awesome question. Kudos to you, sir.

First thing that came to mind was Loudmouth Golf. Because:

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Due to the way things are going in college football, I'm sure a Nike or Under Armor car would be awesome.

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I also dig Bacardi's color scheme, and that bat would look good at 200 mph.

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Sailor Jerry would be awesome. Cover that bitch with tats.

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Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > 911e46z06
01/07/2014 at 20:23

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Your pants have inspired me to add:

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Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 20:25

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Kinja'd!!! HiredHand > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 20:28

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I'll just leave this here...

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Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 20:31

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01/07/2014 at 20:32

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Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > HiredHand
01/07/2014 at 20:35

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I want to watch that catch fire. It would be fitting.

Also, having the nose in green would be a nice touch.


Kinja'd!!! The Prince of Peugeot > Hoccy
01/07/2014 at 20:36

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Kinja'd!!! HiredHand > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 20:40

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Unfortunately that's the only photo I have of it, I since sold the xbox and Forza. The rear was green and the very back had drips as if the sriracha was blowing backwards.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Where have all the lightweights gone?
01/07/2014 at 21:20

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Ah a wheel. I see what you did.


Kinja'd!!! Harris Lue > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 22:18

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And you inspired me to make it...

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Kinja'd!!! Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
01/07/2014 at 22:25

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Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Harris Lue
01/07/2014 at 22:38

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That is...profound.


Kinja'd!!! Harris Lue > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 23:05

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Want me to do a Genesse livery?


Kinja'd!!! Harris Lue > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/07/2014 at 23:38

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Something Quick for The Cream Ale Car!


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Harris Lue
01/08/2014 at 11:27

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I want to kiss you.


Kinja'd!!! Harris Lue > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/08/2014 at 13:25

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Easy there!! At least buy me a cream ale and get to know me first ;) Pick your favorites on here and I will make them reality! (Yes, I'm that bored lol)


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
01/08/2014 at 19:40

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Jackie Corwin's Spec 944 is sponsored by Stone.

Best shot I could find...

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Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/09/2014 at 22:49

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You have to make sure that Lambo is covered as well.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > 911e46z06
01/10/2014 at 01:48

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In the same vein, but girlier: Vera Bradley or Lilly Pulitzer.

Not gonna lie, I sort of want a helmet in the "Peacock" print:

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Lilly prints get even more nuts sometimes:

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Flamingo car? Yes. Flamingo car. Please let me have the flamingo car.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > It's a "Porch-uh"
01/10/2014 at 01:50

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That's awesome.

(The sponsorship is awesome, too.)


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > PanchoVilleneuve ST
01/10/2014 at 01:56

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Fisher-Price. The Puffalump Bunnywagen livery desperately needs to be on a GT3 Cup car.

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Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Stef Schrader
01/10/2014 at 02:35

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Lol. This would be incredible. I'm just barely comfortable enough with my manhood that I would rock the shit out of a helmet in either of those prints.